1. Tax Sign Twirler
For one, you have to stand outside, whether it’s freezing or scorching. Sure, there are days when the weather’s perfect, but there’s still the indignity of wearing a Statue of Liberty outfit in public. To top it off, time goes by pretty slowly and you don’t bring in the big bucks when your sign twirling. At least you get your daily cardio in.
2. Sewer Inspector
3. Pet Food Taster
4. Body Odor Analysts
That means that every day these poor souls go to work, they have to sniff someone’s stinky armpit to see how effective (or ineffective) the company’s deodorants are. It’s not glamorous, but somebody’s got to do it.